I usually sit these Christmas movie reviews out. But when Sailor promised me karate and Christmas in the same movie, I was all in. But the only karate in A Karate Christmas Miracle is right there in the title. And after being duped by this lie of a movie, I’m hoping Sailor gets a lump of coal in his stocking for Christmas.
So Merry Christmas, Wastelanders. I watched this crap so you don’t have to.
