Power Rankings: Most Quotable Movies

The SAW Power Rankings is our weekly ranking of a certain movie-related topic. Please feel free to comment on our rankings and provide a list of your own in the comments below.

 

Vincent Kane:

  1. Coming to America (1988) “Sexual Chocolate!” “That boy good!” “Let your soul glo.” “FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOU! Who’s next?” “If lovin’ the lord is wrong, I don’t want to be right.” “The royal penis is clean, your Highness.”
  2. Napolean Dynamite (2004) “Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!… Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!” “I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.” “Your mom goes to college.” “Gosh!”  “How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?” “But my lips hurt real bad!” “Knock it off, Napoleon! Make yourself a dang quesadilla!”
  3. The Sandlot (1993) “You’re killin’ me, Smalls!” “You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!” “For-ev-ver!” “The kid is a L7 weenie.”
  4. Friday (1995) ” ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.” “Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.” “You fuckin’ up the rotation.” “
  5. Mean Girls (2004) “Stop trying to make fetch happen!” “Get in loser. We’re going shopping.” “You go, Glenn Coco!” “She doesn’t even go here!”

DryButSoupy:

  1. The Big Lebowski (1998) “Shut the fuck up, Donnie.” “Oh boy, how you gonna keep ’em down on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus?” “You’re not wrong, Walter. You’re just an asshole.”
  2. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) “Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!”
  3. Office Space (1999) “Hey, Peter, watch your cornhole, bud.”
  4. This Is Spinal Tap (1984) “There’s something about this that’s so black, it’s like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.”
  5. Pulp Fiction (1994) “So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.”

King Alvarez:

  1. Ghostbusters (1984) “What did you do, Ray?”
  2. Office Space (1999) “No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.”
  3. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) “And I’m Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.”
  4. Die Hard (1988) “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”
  5. Old School (2003) “Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say “earmuffs” to him, and you can say “Fuck, shit, bitch”.”

Marmaduke Karlston:

  1. Back to the Future (1985) “Great Scott!” “If you put your mind to it you can accomplish anything.”
  2. Blazing Saddles (1974) “Hey, where are the white women at?”
  3. Borat (2006) “High five!” “Very nice!”
  4. Forrest Gump (1994) “Stupid is as stupid does.” “Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
  5. The Princess Bride (1987) “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” “INCONCEIVABLE.”

Sailor Monsoon:

  1. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) “Bring out yer dead.” “It’s just a flesh wound.”
  2. This is Spinal Tap (1984) “These go to 11.” “Here lies David St. Hubbins … and why not?”
  3. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) “60% of the time, it works every time.” “I’m in a glass case of emotion.”
  4. Caddyshack (1980) “It’s in the hole!” “Well? We’re waiting!”
  5. Superbad (2007) “I am McLovin!”

Romona Comet:

  1. The Princess Bride (1987) “Anyone want a peanut?” “I only doggy paddle.”
  2. Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989) “Excellent!” “Whoa.”
  3. This is Spinal Tap (1984) “Have … a good time … all the time.”
  4. Die Hard (1988) “Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker.”
  5. Ghostbusters (1984) “We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!”

Author: Vincent Kane

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