First ‘The Machine’ Trailer Has Bert Kreischer Kicking Ass and Mark Hamill on Speed

Sony has released an official red band trailer for The Machine, starring Bret Kreischer and Mark Hamill. Let’s take a look.

I actually don’t think I’ve heard Kreischer’s comedy bit about this supposedly true story, but I’m sure it’s funnier than this trailer. But, I think I’ll watch this because a) it looks like it could be funny and b) it’s got Mark-fucking-Hamill in it!

In addition to Kreischer and Hamill, The Machine stars Jimmy Tatro, Iva Babić, Robert Maaser, Stephanie Kurtzuba, Jessica Gabor, Rita Bernard Shaw, Nikola Đuričko, Oleg Taktarov, Amelie Villers, and Mercedes de la Cruz.

Plot Synopsis:

Set 23 years after the original story which inspired it, The Machine finds Bert Kreischer facing familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father (Mark Hamill) when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster (Iva Babić) hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self (Jimmy Tatro) in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

Directed by Peter Atencio from a screenplay by Kevin Biegel and Scotty Landes, The Machine opens in theaters on May 26, 2023.

What do you guys think? Interested in seeing this at all?

Author: Marmaduke Karlston

"Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?"