Weekend Fallout: ‘Never Say Die’

The Weekend Fallout is an unsafe place to discuss most things in the reel and real world.

Let us know what you have been watching recently on the big and small screen. Excited about any upcoming releases? Doing anything fun this weekend? Simply sitting around in your underwear eating dang quesadillas while watching movies and endlessly scrolling through social media? Let us know below!


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Monday 2/28 at 9PM CST (subject to change)

Movie: I don’t know. I didn’t bother asking Sailor. Not sure why I still even post this.


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How To Watch This Film: DVD/Blu-ray, Netflix, HBO GO, Tubi, iTunes, Amazon, YouTube (that’s the best place to look *wink wink*), or however you can muster it


Student Bodies (1981) – It’s a complete spoof of slasher films in the most absolute ridiculous way. I remember it being on HBO or something as a kid. It’s not great by any means. My favorite part is the body count that shows up on screen every time someone dies. It’s like a low budget Zucker and Abrahams flick. One gag in there I think became the entire premise for Swiss Army Man. There are so many little in jokes/running gags that it almost makes it worth the watch. 2.75/5

Return to Horror High (1987) – Not entirely a spoof, but it is a horror “comedy”. And it’s got George Clooney in one of his first roles. This one already ranks higher than Student Bodies because there’s nudity in the first five minutes. The premise is simple, a film crew is making a movie about some murders in this old, abandoned school where some actual murders happened. The crew starts dying. And it’s got Marcia Brady herself Maureen McCormick! Honestly it may have been better than the new Scream. 3.5/5

Reacher (2022) – Initially when I heard this show was announced I was skeptical. I really like the first film. The second was good but less memorable. But Damn this show is solid and a damn good time. This Reacher gives 0 fucks and I love it. Can’t wait for season/book 2. 4.5/5


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Author: K. Alvarez

A king without a throne.