‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Final Trailer Offers Member Berries Etc.

Well, the final trailer for The Rise of Skywalker is here and it’s packed with member berries and whatnot.

Yeah, I ain’t falling for the banana in the tailpipe, Mr. Abrams. Thanks but no thanks.

Plot Synopsis:

The surviving Resistance faces the First Order once more as Rey, Finn and Poe Dameron’s journey continues. With the power and knowledge of generations behind them, the final battle commences.

The Rise of Skywalker hits theaters December 20, 2019.


What do you guys think? Do you even give a shit at this point?

Author: Billy Dhalgren

“A man writes because he is tormented, because he doubts.” -Andrei Tarkovsky